The Joy Of Your Sideways Maneuver

If this were actually the video to MC Paul Barman's other hit song, "Cock Mobster", I'd be quoting the line "Winona Ryder? Goin' inside her!" , and getting lost in a thousand yard stare, a slight smile on my lips...

This year's Laminated List is still four months away, so for now, I'll quote this:

"It was time to copulate but we didn't want to populate...So my bold groin reached for my gold coin proooophylactic...I unwrapped it, you can't know how I felt...It wasn't a gold coin condom, it was chocolate Chanukah gelt...The white part crumbled on her tummy and the rest began to melt...Foiled again..."

I wonder who's gonna be numbers 3 through 5 this year...

Hotcha! Hank