Tuesday's Fortune: 28 December 2010
MEAL: 2 Roast Pork Egg Rolls + 1 order (8) Crab Rangoon + 1 Happy Family = $16.15 + 85ยข tipHotcha! Hank
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posted by Hank Mohaski at 4:20 PM
28 December 2010
MEAL: 2 Roast Pork Egg Rolls + 1 order (8) Crab Rangoon + 1 Happy Family = $16.15 + 85ยข tipHotcha! Hank
About Me
- Name: Hank Mohaski
- Location: Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Master orator, A-1 flirt, table tennis champion, world class lover, known slacker, sinistral minstrel, funky drum machiner, actual guitar hero, hungry freak, radio disc jockey extraordinaire, Pope of Discordia, advanced sloganeer, licensed coffee drinker, authorized cat fancier, snow globe juggler, ice skating judge, bonsai superstar, published poet with an unpublished number, understander of Jazz, leader of men, follower of my mom, Oracle database user, part-time billboard liberator, full-time Grand Marquis handler, accomplished pipe smoker, dental floss tycoon, fully-certified celebrity impersonator, dues-paying snake-handler, hyphen-minister, soft-spoken carrier of big sticks, amateur sleuth, semi-professional haberdasher, professional lifestyle consultant, chronic inhaler, retired bartender, grower of beards, psychic to the stars, Mint Spy agent, Friend Of Flat Atom, action figure model, stunt double, former paperboy, previous drunk, perpetual teen, and Nobel Prize winner in Theoretical Etymology. I'm also mighty handy with very large axes, extremely small firearms, celery salt, and Derrida texts. Possibly fake references available upon request.
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2 Comments:
Happy New Years Hank! Question - would you be wlling to do a short audio mashup if I sent you ome files? Do you charge for this awesomeness? Source materials would be (mp3s of) my wife singing with an acoustic guitar. I'd be looking for funny remix. Stay loose!
Learnng to spell
Happy New Year, Ben!
I would be willing, indeed!
Send some files my way, and I'll see what magic might ensue...
Cheers!
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