Hollywood Death Mask

Miley Cyrus is 15 years old, and already she appears to be wearing a Hollywood Death Mask™.

The eyes...Those fucking eyes!

She is either possessed by The Walt Disney Company, or she is a succubus herself. A porcelain robot succubus with the shiniest and curliest of wigs.

Either way...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

And I'm not necessarily saying that Miley Cyrus has had any "work" done, but her lips do look rather amphibian in that Tinseltown way...

But I'm really not here to trash the young woman...The entertainment industry is a demanding beast, and the science behind red carpet lighting, flash photography, and make-up artistry is a complex and unforgiving bitch matrix, you know?

But still, those eyes...Look away! LOOK AWAY!!

Hotcha! Hank