No high-speed waterskiing, daredevil flips, jumps and spins this summer.
Can still regurge your lunch at the TB Exploratory or watch a dog jump across Stand Rock. From personal experience...avoid the all-you-can-eat at Black Barts.
Was that space shot taken from the authentic Russian Space Station MIR core module?
One hour the lake was there, as it has been for decades, and the next hour, it's gone, as all man-made things eventually are...
I would say it's some sort of retribution for all the thousands (millions?) of bumperstickers good ol' TB slapped on so many cars while they watched a clown in a bathtub being pulled over a ramp by a speedboat...
I would say it's retribution, but Tommy's gone, and so is the Dells as I remember it from childhood...Nowadays it's a tacky casino and waterparks everywhere, ironically enough...
Those splash pools don't accidentally drain when the spring melt gets too extreme...
(I have no idea if that's from MIR...I assume there are alot of cameras mounted on alot of satellites up there, so who knows?)
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No high-speed waterskiing, daredevil flips, jumps and spins this summer.
Can still regurge your lunch at the TB Exploratory or watch a dog jump across Stand Rock. From personal experience...avoid the all-you-can-eat at Black Barts.
Was that space shot taken from the authentic Russian Space Station MIR core module?
One hour the lake was there, as it has been for decades, and the next hour, it's gone, as all man-made things eventually are...
I would say it's some sort of retribution for all the thousands (millions?) of bumperstickers good ol' TB slapped on so many cars while they watched a clown in a bathtub being pulled over a ramp by a speedboat...
I would say it's retribution, but Tommy's gone, and so is the Dells as I remember it from childhood...Nowadays it's a tacky casino and waterparks everywhere, ironically enough...
Those splash pools don't accidentally drain when the spring melt gets too extreme...
(I have no idea if that's from MIR...I assume there are alot of cameras mounted on alot of satellites up there, so who knows?)
Of course, that doesn't really look like a satellite, does it?
Hm
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