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Sexy? Check it...Hotcha! Hank
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posted by Hank Mohaski at 10:31 PM
20 June 2008
Sexy? Check it...About Me
- Name: Hank Mohaski
- Location: Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Master orator, A-1 flirt, table tennis champion, world class lover, known slacker, sinistral minstrel, funky drum machiner, actual guitar hero, hungry freak, radio disc jockey extraordinaire, Pope of Discordia, advanced sloganeer, licensed coffee drinker, authorized cat fancier, snow globe juggler, ice skating judge, bonsai superstar, published poet with an unpublished number, understander of Jazz, leader of men, follower of my mom, Oracle database user, part-time billboard liberator, full-time Grand Marquis handler, accomplished pipe smoker, dental floss tycoon, fully-certified celebrity impersonator, dues-paying snake-handler, hyphen-minister, soft-spoken carrier of big sticks, amateur sleuth, semi-professional haberdasher, professional lifestyle consultant, chronic inhaler, retired bartender, grower of beards, psychic to the stars, Mint Spy agent, Friend Of Flat Atom, action figure model, stunt double, former paperboy, previous drunk, perpetual teen, and Nobel Prize winner in Theoretical Etymology. I'm also mighty handy with very large axes, extremely small firearms, celery salt, and Derrida texts. Possibly fake references available upon request.
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2 Comments:
She had hair like Jeannie Shipton back in 1965
She had legs that never ended
I was halfway paralyzed.
She was tall and cool and pretty and she dressed as black as coal
If she asked me to I'd murder, I would gladly lose my soul.
Now I lie in bed and think of her
Sometimes I even weep,
Then I dream of her behind the wall of sleep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bOBOhZYXBM
enjoy
I gotta be honest - I never found an appreciation for The Smithereens, and even heaped small amounts of scorn on a couple of people I knew who did appreciate them...One of them, a good friend of mine, actually, said, "Hating The Smithereens is like hating The Beatles."
How does THAT not rate some scorn-heaping?
I do like Graham Parker's Squeezing Out Sparks album, though...Though I gotta be honest again - he got squeezed out by Elvis Costello in my musical world, you know? One solid album, and then a shadow...
Even more true, I toyed with the idea of streaming "Saturday Nite Is Dead" for a S4TW a few weeks ago...
And like a shadow, it was onward to Frightened Rabbit, or something...
Hotcha!
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