Huddled In Storms

So...Winona Ryder is flying from LA to London (which these internet tubes told me is an 11 hour flight) when she had some sort of medical emergency that the British tabloids are reporting was an overdose of Xanax.

Since Ms. Ryder has been #1 on my Laminated List for about 15 years now, I feel it is my duty to blindly defend her honor, because anyone who gets on an 11 hour flight unmedicated is a fool. Winona is no fool, she just needs to get a grip on her dosages, and always factor in those tiny bottles of in-flight vodka...They add up fast and pack a wallop at 40,000 feet...

Hotcha! Hank