Tuesday's Fortune: 24 March 2009
MEAL: 1 Roast Pork Egg Roll + 1 small order Moo Goo Gai Pan = $5.35 + $1.65 tip
Hotcha! Hank
Labels: China Wok, Food, Furry Animals, Tuesday Fortune
posted by Hank Mohaski at 3:21 PM
24 March 2009
About Me
- Name: Hank Mohaski
- Location: Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Master orator, A-1 flirt, table tennis champion, world class lover, known slacker, sinistral minstrel, funky drum machiner, actual guitar hero, hungry freak, radio disc jockey extraordinaire, Pope of Discordia, advanced sloganeer, licensed coffee drinker, authorized cat fancier, snow globe juggler, ice skating judge, bonsai superstar, published poet with an unpublished number, understander of Jazz, leader of men, follower of my mom, Oracle database user, part-time billboard liberator, full-time Grand Marquis handler, accomplished pipe smoker, dental floss tycoon, fully-certified celebrity impersonator, dues-paying snake-handler, hyphen-minister, soft-spoken carrier of big sticks, amateur sleuth, semi-professional haberdasher, professional lifestyle consultant, chronic inhaler, retired bartender, grower of beards, psychic to the stars, Mint Spy agent, Friend Of Flat Atom, action figure model, stunt double, former paperboy, previous drunk, perpetual teen, and Nobel Prize winner in Theoretical Etymology. I'm also mighty handy with very large axes, extremely small firearms, celery salt, and Derrida texts. Possibly fake references available upon request.
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5 Comments:
hi hank i saw that mount errie have a new lp out - later brodie
hi hank i saw that mount errie have a new lp out - later brodie
Brodie is a repeater. No need to reload. Also, don't you have a friend with two "police dogs" that only understand commands in German? Sounds like you're Mr. Canine.
Also, please don't laugh too hard at:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8
Hi Brodie!
Good to know yr alive and kicking, man! Although I guess I coulda just seen if yr still haunting the AP forums. I can't remember the last time I visited that den of iniquity.
I heard that same Mt Eerie news, although I haven't heard the album...yet. Lately I've been listening to old Paul McCartney albums, and I have no idea why.
Hi Wormparts!
Yes indeed, I have a friend with two intimidating dogs, and I have even been bitten more than once by the male, although no skin was broken and it was a playful kind of thing, really.
My next door neighbor has a pitbull named "Notorious"...I considered starting a regular blog feature about my interactions with this neighbor, but interestingly enough, I just found out yesterday that he skipped town without warning, owing the landlord about $2000 in back rent. Today the landlord removed approximately 30 large plastic bags worth of garbage (mostly fast food stuff), and will be replacing all the carpeting in the house this weekend.
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