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I'm not sure if I'm the first to make this observation, but Nick Offerman (Ron Swanson on Parks & Rec) has certainly got his shit together over the past 8 years. The man cleans up nicely.Labels: beefcake, Click To Enlarge, Nick Offerman, TV
posted by Hank Mohaski at 7:00 PM
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4 Comments:
What do you want to know about Nick? That time we tripped balls on the Lake Front when it was 5 below zero? That was fun.
Ahoy hoy, Stig! A voice from the past yelling FOCK! How ya doing?
How am I not surprised you know Mr. Offerman? Or tripped with him.
LOL...Only in that toddlin' town...
Hope yr doing well, as always...
Hotcha!
Mr. O can be seen in this photo, back row near the right edge (from viewers perspective) of the Opening
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fb/DefiantGroupParkWest.jpg/800px-DefiantGroupParkWest.jpg
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