Culture! Morality! Patriotism! Weirdos!

Have a great 4th of July...This evening I'm going to celebrate in my own small way by grilling some Polish sausages, drinking some French wine, reading through parts of Thomas Paine's Rights Of Man, and then playing some Freedom Fighters on the PS2...

In the city of Madison, it is legal to sell fireworks, but it is illegal to discharge them...My boss and I talked about this the other day, and the only items we could think of that are still legal to use in Madison are sparklers, ash snakes, and those little paper snap dragon things, and we weren't 100% sure about those either...

Let freedom ring, as long as nobody gets an ouchy!!!!!

Hotcha! Hank

F$ck The Pork Away

Apparently, celebrity blogger-of-celebrities Perez Hilton featured this video mashup on his site, which only goes to prove that we're all good for something in this world, eventually.

Huh? Wha? Right...On!

This is a video mashup featuring Miss Piggy singing "Fuck The Pain Away" by Peaches. Yes, it's as delicious as it sounds.

Hotcha! Hank

Monday Sideways Muppet Maneuver

Ahhhh, the incomparable Lou Rawls appearing on The Muppet Show...Hopefully this video will stick around on YouTube longer than the one I posted a year ago of Stevie Wonder on Sesame Street...

Hotcha! Hank