Our beloved WINONA ROUGH RYDERS
in both meetings last year, so this loss must certainly taste sweet for Gregor
I'm not bitter...Oh sure, I'm pissed at Maurice Jones-Drew
, who has been useless through two weeks, but even if he had played to his stud potential, I probably still would have lost. If we were going to lose this week, it's good that MJD hopefully got this shit out of his system. 6.8 FP
, and 3 of those were for tackles after turnovers. Unacceptable for the third pick in the draft.
Aside from MJD, I can only bitch about my fucking kicker, Lawrence Tynes
and my DL's, Julius Peppers
and Aaron Kampman
. Certainly my first mistake was drafting a NY Giant named Lawrence
who isn't named Taylor
, and I'm gonna need to do something about that in the next week or two...Peppers is on alert as well, and I can only imagine how the Bears' front office is thinking right now, giving the dude a six-year, $91
million contract, with half of that guaranteed. For that kind of money, he oughta have six sacks already.$45
million guaranteed for a defensive lineman. I played DE my JV year. I was pretty decent, but I wanted to be a linebacker. I wanted to be Jack Lambert
. Jack Ham
. Lawrence Taylor.
Now I'd want to be Clay Matthews
. That dude does
have six sacks already. I don't expect him to keep it up, but as a Packer
fan, I'd say he's a real-deal ballhawk and all-around free-range lunatic.
Poor AJ Hawk
. He was the crazy white linebacker hope of Packerland just two short years ago. He was a beloved Rough Ryder
, for chrissakes! He was doing car dealership commercials and that PSA about manners that they play before every film at the theater around here. Poor AJ Hawk
is seemingly dead. Long live Clay Matthews
. If he shows up in a Culver's commercial, we'll know for sure that the torch has been passed.
Anyways, on the other side of the ball for the Packers
(and our beloved ROUGH RYDERS
) all I can say is Brandon Jackson
ain't Ryan Grant
, but he could be. I mean, he was poised to be the Packers' starting RB until Grant showed up from the Giants.
This week's MVP
for the ROUGH RYDERS
is the Pittsburgh Steelers' Defense
. Not only did they hold the Titans'
offense to 11 points, but they had four sacks, four fumble recoveries, three interceptions, and a kickoff return for a TD to start the game. That all adds up to a stunning 36 FP
The beloved WINONA ROUGH RYDERS
still lost, but I'm not bitter.Hotcha! Hank
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