"Information is not knowledge."
Just in case the original lyrics of "Waiting For The Great Leap Forwards" don't quite speak to you, here's an updated and appropriately scathing version that actually improves upon the original.
And if you still think punk music requires a healthy dose of nihilism and an account at Hot Topic's website, well, I feel sorry for ya, kid.
Hotcha! Hank
posted by Hank Mohaski at 9:30 PM
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1 Comments:
This music video really caught my attention, thanks for the post, shamelessly clicking through cyberworld I happened upon your blog after exiting my area 51.
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