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This is Jessica Biel spending her Christmas vacation in Hawaii. Bitch better be careful cuz that poi is already lumping up in her fat ass. Yeah, you better work out in that wet sand, Bertha!
*snicker*
Hotcha! Hank
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posted by Hank Mohaski at 11:28 AM
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