On The Eleventh Day of Christmas...
01) There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something, we’d all love one another.
02) Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
03) I’ll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow.
04) Speed: It will turn you into your parents.
05) Another day, another sausage.
06) Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
07) Life is like high school with money.
08) Everyone in this room is wearing a uniform, and don't kid yourself.
09) Nobody looks good in brown lipstick.
10) Government is the Entertainment Division of the military-industrial complex.
11) If you want to get laid, go to college, but if you want an education, go to the library.
Hotcha!
Hank
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