Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Les Claypool, bassist/singer for Primus, has always denied that this song is about Winona Ryder, and besides, the spelling is different, which brings us to this >>> nobody's apparently asked if it's about Wynonna Judd.

Anyways, at the risk of sounding crass, I've got to say that I'm a bit of a traditionalist, and if Winona Ryder does indeed have a big brown beaver, well, I simply wouldn't mind. The same goes for Ms. Judd.

Hotcha! Hank