Tuesday's Fortune: 18 March 2008
MEAL: 1 order of (8) Crab Rangoon, 1 small Sweet & Sour Chicken = $8.44 + $1.56 tip
Hotcha! Hank
Labels: China Wok, Food, Tuesday Fortune
posted by Hank Mohaski at 9:39 PM
18 March 2008
MEAL: 1 order of (8) Crab Rangoon, 1 small Sweet & Sour Chicken = $8.44 + $1.56 tip
About Me
- Name: Hank Mohaski
- Location: Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Master orator, A-1 flirt, table tennis champion, world class lover, known slacker, sinistral minstrel, funky drum machiner, actual guitar hero, hungry freak, radio disc jockey extraordinaire, Pope of Discordia, advanced sloganeer, licensed coffee drinker, authorized cat fancier, snow globe juggler, ice skating judge, bonsai superstar, published poet with an unpublished number, understander of Jazz, leader of men, follower of my mom, Oracle database user, part-time billboard liberator, full-time Grand Marquis handler, accomplished pipe smoker, dental floss tycoon, fully-certified celebrity impersonator, dues-paying snake-handler, hyphen-minister, soft-spoken carrier of big sticks, amateur sleuth, semi-professional haberdasher, professional lifestyle consultant, chronic inhaler, retired bartender, grower of beards, psychic to the stars, Mint Spy agent, Friend Of Flat Atom, action figure model, stunt double, former paperboy, previous drunk, perpetual teen, and Nobel Prize winner in Theoretical Etymology. I'm also mighty handy with very large axes, extremely small firearms, celery salt, and Derrida texts. Possibly fake references available upon request.
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2 Comments:
when in Holland, MI, visit Grand King Buffet (MMMMMMMMMM!!)
other fortune cookie sayings inclued:
He who throws dirt is losing ground.
You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.
A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition. Ouch!!!
The greatest danger could be your stupidity.
He who laughs at himself never runs out of things to laugh at.
He who laughs last is laughing at you.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A cynic is only a frustrated optimist.
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject.
It doesn't matter. Who is without a flaw?
Flattery will go far tonight.
The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
HIYA HANK!!
HIYA GRUB!!!!!
I have written a note to myself in my travel journal -
"When in Holland, MI, visit Grand King Buffet, preferably with Grubmonkey."
However, I have no idea when I will ever set foot into Michigan again - there may still be active warrants...J/K
And yes, my greatest danger is my own limitless stupidity..
Hotcha! Hank
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