*Insert Clever Remark About Porking*

This post is not meant to imply that women are nothing more than pieces of meat, but simply a musing that I don't believe I have enough bacon in my diet, and isn't that what this whole blogging thing is supposed to be about - me sharing completely useless thoughts and ideas about my personal life with (mostly) strangers who don't give a flying fuck?

So, yeah, I could use more bacon in my diet. And probably more boobs as well.

Hotcha! Hank