Tuesday's Fortune: 24 June 2008
MEAL: 1 Large order of Kung Pao Chicken = $7.55 + $1.45 tipHotcha! Hank
Labels: China Wok, Food, Tuesday Fortune
posted by Hank Mohaski at 2:02 PM
24 June 2008
MEAL: 1 Large order of Kung Pao Chicken = $7.55 + $1.45 tipAbout Me
- Name: Hank Mohaski
- Location: Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Master orator, A-1 flirt, table tennis champion, world class lover, known slacker, sinistral minstrel, funky drum machiner, actual guitar hero, hungry freak, radio disc jockey extraordinaire, Pope of Discordia, advanced sloganeer, licensed coffee drinker, authorized cat fancier, snow globe juggler, ice skating judge, bonsai superstar, published poet with an unpublished number, understander of Jazz, leader of men, follower of my mom, Oracle database user, part-time billboard liberator, full-time Grand Marquis handler, accomplished pipe smoker, dental floss tycoon, fully-certified celebrity impersonator, dues-paying snake-handler, hyphen-minister, soft-spoken carrier of big sticks, amateur sleuth, semi-professional haberdasher, professional lifestyle consultant, chronic inhaler, retired bartender, grower of beards, psychic to the stars, Mint Spy agent, Friend Of Flat Atom, action figure model, stunt double, former paperboy, previous drunk, perpetual teen, and Nobel Prize winner in Theoretical Etymology. I'm also mighty handy with very large axes, extremely small firearms, celery salt, and Derrida texts. Possibly fake references available upon request.
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2 Comments:
If only I had a dollar for every over 20 that wants a baby in her with angular facial features...
So seriously, dude. I have no idea how to get in touch anymore other than this. It's been far too long and I'm holding a massive list of conversations that begin with "What the fuck ever happened to Hank?"
Frankly, I've been MIA in a lot of ways myself these days, but it's high time that things were set right for the future of all that is bitchen.
And for the record, Hot Poop has been viewed much many times over, I was just usually too blurry to type at you. nortweston@gmail.com is the name, procrastination is no longer the aim.
Ahoy Hoy, Nort!
Great to hear from you...
You know, as one of yr Netflix Friends, I see yr rental history, and I just assumed you were in training for the 2008 Olympics in Beijing, so I've left you to it...
j/k
I assume those rentals are Lisa's...I assume yr still living with her...
Yeah, it's been awhile, hasn't it? Long enough for assumptions...
(Hi Lisa!)
I'd mention that my perception of time is rather skewed, but that's no good excuse, is it?
Hope yr doing well, and I'll get in touch very soon...
Hotcha!
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