Tuesday's Fortune: 2 December 2008
MEAL: 1 Vegetable Spring Roll + 1 small order Kung Pao Chicken = $5.65 + $1.35 tipHotcha! Hank
Labels: China Wok, Food, geekery, Tuesday Fortune
posted by Hank Mohaski at 3:21 PM
02 December 2008
MEAL: 1 Vegetable Spring Roll + 1 small order Kung Pao Chicken = $5.65 + $1.35 tipAbout Me
- Name: Hank Mohaski
- Location: Madison, Wisconsin, United States
Master orator, A-1 flirt, table tennis champion, world class lover, known slacker, sinistral minstrel, funky drum machiner, actual guitar hero, hungry freak, radio disc jockey extraordinaire, Pope of Discordia, advanced sloganeer, licensed coffee drinker, authorized cat fancier, snow globe juggler, ice skating judge, bonsai superstar, published poet with an unpublished number, understander of Jazz, leader of men, follower of my mom, Oracle database user, part-time billboard liberator, full-time Grand Marquis handler, accomplished pipe smoker, dental floss tycoon, fully-certified celebrity impersonator, dues-paying snake-handler, hyphen-minister, soft-spoken carrier of big sticks, amateur sleuth, semi-professional haberdasher, professional lifestyle consultant, chronic inhaler, retired bartender, grower of beards, psychic to the stars, Mint Spy agent, Friend Of Flat Atom, action figure model, stunt double, former paperboy, previous drunk, perpetual teen, and Nobel Prize winner in Theoretical Etymology. I'm also mighty handy with very large axes, extremely small firearms, celery salt, and Derrida texts. Possibly fake references available upon request.
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3 Comments:
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why couldn't we have met on a dark and foggy day at Kaffe or something?
while I sat there with my hot cup of kenya and you inquisitively looking over wondering why I was sitting there so silently while everyone else was reading or typing away on their laptops...and me only wishing you would have the balls to walk over and distract me from my thoughts.
I WAS wondering why you were sitting there so silently, which is exactly why I didn't distract you. Far be it from me to interrupt anyone who seems so consumed by their own thoughts, even someone wearing such f*#$ing cool shoes.
If I had known you weren't trying to solve some major dilemma, but were merely idly passing the time, I would have "manned up", for sure.
Next time.
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