Ghosts Of Sideways Astronauts

I stand corrected...I still want to know how it feels to be Sally Timms...And now, Jon Langford a bit too...

Team Mekons!

Hotcha! Hank

Sideways Sideways Sideways

We've all of us always wanted to know what it felt like to be Bono...This is Sally Timms singing Johnny Cash's first single, "Cry, Cry, Cry"...I bet Bono has always wanted to know what it felt like to be Johnny Cash...I know I have...More than I've always wanted to know what it felt like to be Bono, in fact...

Anyways, I bet Sally Timms has always wanted to know how it felt like to be Johnny Cash too...I never wanted to know what it feels like to be Sally Timms until about 41 seconds ago, and I suppose in another hot minute or so this feeling will pass...

Hotcha! Hank

Something 4 The Weekend # 140

Mekons: Retreat From Memphis: "Lucky Devil" [mp3]

There was a time, about a decade ago, when I had this reoccurring dream about being manhandled by Sally Timms in my dad's garage. She had me on my knees with a handful of hair, forcing my face between her legs. Because this was a dream, there were three squirrels sitting on the workbench, watching the action like they were judging us...me.

Fucking squirrels - even in my dreams they're the enemy!

Anyways, I had this dream three times, according to my notes, but I have no idea why. Sally Timms has never intrigued me, sexually or otherwise, and The Mekons are a fine, respectable band, but one I've never slobbered over, so to speak.

I mean, those filthy dreams involving Kim and Kelley Deal in a bathtub are understandable...Or the many glorious nights spent in a Winnebago with The Donnas - I get that...

And I even get those fucking squirrels. But Sally Timms? Hm...

According to my notes, she didn't care about my safeword.

Hotcha! Hank