Kristen Wiig

While Winona Ryder's tight connection to my heart will never be severed (in other words, she'll always be #1 on my Laminated List), it must be said that if Kristen Wiig continues to be the funniest and most reliable member of the current SNL cast, as well as a bonafide beauty, then I have to admit Monica Bellucci's current standing at #2 (on my aforementioned list) is in serious jeopardy. Seriously. So, do yrself a favor and check out SNL, if yr not a hardcore regular like me, and see the bright new star of comedy.

And please don't tell me SNL sucks, and has sucked for years, because if you do, I'll just call you a lemming. And a moron. I'll call you a moronic lemming.

Hotcha! Hank