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Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
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If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Good job!
Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
What is a free gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Beam me aboard, Scotty..... Sure. Will a 2x10 do?
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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