On The 3rd Day Of Christmas...
I give to thee...THREE SITCOM PITCHES for yr next power lunch with low-level execs at NBC...
Homo Heaven
Homosexuals have always been, and always will be, admitted into heaven. Homo Heaven follows two new additions to the afterlife, Larry Ludlow, a self-avowed homophobe who has trouble reconciling this hatred with the reality of homosexuals in heaven, and Trevor Reed, a homosexual who can't believe his good luck, becomes a bit smug, and generally acts as a thorn in Larry's side. Watch their hilarious interactions when the two find themselves working retail together at one of those big box electronics stores. Like Best Buy, except in heaven. Homo heaven. Oh, and did I mention God looks alot like Grace Jones?
My Backyard
Brian Schneider is your typical upper middle class white American - beautiful wife, three lovely children, a spacious home in the suburbs, two SUVs in the garage, and a glorious backyard sanctuary complete with grill, hot tub and pool. The problem is, "THEY" are always messing with Brian's life, whether it's a proposed prison in town threatening to lower everybody's property values, a proposed shopping mall on the parcel of land behind Brian's house, Neighborhood Association regulations that hinder his own house projects, his arch-nemesis who happens to be his mailman, or that new family next door that shatters the peace and quiet of Brian's backyard sanctuary, bringing all of his problems that much closer to home. Uncomfortable hilarity ensues when Brian tries fighting back.
Time Bandits
This is nothing more and nothing less than Terry Gilliam's film, Time Bandits, adapted into a 30 minute sitcom series. Each week we follow a 12 year old boy and a gang of midgets, as they travel through history stealing famous booty, either for personal gain, or to right some historical wrong. Featuring plenty of modern rock music by artists like The Shins.
Hotcha! Hank
Homo Heaven
Homosexuals have always been, and always will be, admitted into heaven. Homo Heaven follows two new additions to the afterlife, Larry Ludlow, a self-avowed homophobe who has trouble reconciling this hatred with the reality of homosexuals in heaven, and Trevor Reed, a homosexual who can't believe his good luck, becomes a bit smug, and generally acts as a thorn in Larry's side. Watch their hilarious interactions when the two find themselves working retail together at one of those big box electronics stores. Like Best Buy, except in heaven. Homo heaven. Oh, and did I mention God looks alot like Grace Jones?
My Backyard
Brian Schneider is your typical upper middle class white American - beautiful wife, three lovely children, a spacious home in the suburbs, two SUVs in the garage, and a glorious backyard sanctuary complete with grill, hot tub and pool. The problem is, "THEY" are always messing with Brian's life, whether it's a proposed prison in town threatening to lower everybody's property values, a proposed shopping mall on the parcel of land behind Brian's house, Neighborhood Association regulations that hinder his own house projects, his arch-nemesis who happens to be his mailman, or that new family next door that shatters the peace and quiet of Brian's backyard sanctuary, bringing all of his problems that much closer to home. Uncomfortable hilarity ensues when Brian tries fighting back.
Time Bandits
This is nothing more and nothing less than Terry Gilliam's film, Time Bandits, adapted into a 30 minute sitcom series. Each week we follow a 12 year old boy and a gang of midgets, as they travel through history stealing famous booty, either for personal gain, or to right some historical wrong. Featuring plenty of modern rock music by artists like The Shins.
Hotcha! Hank
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