HOT POOP: It's A Dog's Life, It Really Is

22 April 2008

It's A Dog's Life, It Really Is

All I can say is that I know a dude who would pay damn good money to do what this dog is doing to Natalie Portman for free.

Hotcha! Hank

Labels: Furry Animals, Natalie Portman

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Anonymous said...: Hank, this is Natlie. I'm over at Winona's. We've got the butterscotch, when are you coming over?

*dial tone*; April 24, 2008 4:35 PM
Hank Mohaski said...: My plane leaves tonight. I'll be arriving at LAX around 9ish. Gate 11. I'll be wearing the Canadacore t-shirt and the stripped leggings...; April 25, 2008 2:28 PM

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It's A Dog's Life, It Really Is

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