John Tesh's Kind Of Stuff

"Bruce Springsteen is the boss, Elvis is the King, and I'm the fool."

So says Mojo Nixon, and I give the man points for at least being honest. In his prime, Mojo Nixon was a fool, albeit not a very good or convincing one. But that's beside the point.

The point is, Mojo Nixon surfed the bloated corpse of Elvis Presley all the way to his 15 minutes of minor fame, and this two minute segment from Entertainment Tonight was probably the pinnacle of those 15...

Anyways, I didn't come here to rip on Mojo, I came today to stream videos of Winona.

Hotcha! Hank

Man, We Loved the Weekly World News in the '80's, Didn't We?

For those of you too young to remember, there was a time (an extremely brief amount of time) when Mojo Nixon was a minor star, or at least enough of a star to land Winona Ryder for the lead role in a video for a song about Debbie Gibson being pregnant with a two-headed lovechild.

What's interesting here is that this two-headed lovechild, while admittedly being the offspring of Mr. Nixon, is nonetheless a "bigfoot" baby (all covered in fur now), which begs the question - Is Mojo Nixon admitting that he is, in fact, the legendary Bigfoot, or at the very least, a son of Bigfoot?

If you ask me, there's only one person in that video who might very well have Sasquatch DNA, and that would be Skid Roper. In a better world, Skid Roper would have been a major star.

Hotcha! Hank