One Moment In The Annals Of Evil

Hotcha! Hank

I Got Dem No Winona Blues

Tonight's very short parade of Winona Ryder-related music videos continues with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion's "Talk About The Blues"...Next, I gotta see if there are any videos for Matthew Sweet's "Winona"...

Man, let's see any of today's "It Girls" inspire so much in so many.

Hotcha! Hank

John Tesh's Kind Of Stuff

"Bruce Springsteen is the boss, Elvis is the King, and I'm the fool."

So says Mojo Nixon, and I give the man points for at least being honest. In his prime, Mojo Nixon was a fool, albeit not a very good or convincing one. But that's beside the point.

The point is, Mojo Nixon surfed the bloated corpse of Elvis Presley all the way to his 15 minutes of minor fame, and this two minute segment from Entertainment Tonight was probably the pinnacle of those 15...

Anyways, I didn't come here to rip on Mojo, I came today to stream videos of Winona.

Hotcha! Hank

On The Tenth Day of Christmas...

...Mohaski gave to thee...Ten predictions for 2007...


01) Elvis Presley will be "discovered", living in a tasteful three bedroom tract home in Grand Rapids, Michigan. His neighbors know him as "Grubmonkey", and wish he'd clean up the yard.

02) The San Diego Chargers will defeat the New Orlean Saints in Super Bowl XLI, 38-27.

03) The FBI will finally uncover who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp. It was a young Richard Nixon. The mystery of who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong will remain unsolved.

04) Sri Lanka will disappear off the face of the earth.

05) My duplex neighbor, Connie, will become a grandmother six more times this year. All 43 of her grandchildren will stay with her on all major U.S. holidays, plus two or three Canadian holidays. The landlord will have to call the plumber at least five times.

06) Following the recent Hollywood trend, actress Dakota Fanning will adopt a baby boy from Kenya. She will name him Idaho.

07) I will finally get a tattoo of a lawnmower on my right forearm. It will keep me from rising into middle management.

08) We will stay the course in Iraq, and the mission will be accomplished. Again.

09) God will smite Pat Robertson with his favorite weapon, syphilis.

10) The monkeys will finally take over.


Hotcha!
Hank

Ladies and Gentlemen...

Elvis has re-entered the building!

Hotcha! Hank