Making War Just For Fun

Osama Bin Laden is left-handed. So is Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.

Kim Jong Il is not left-handed, but Hugo Chavez definitely is.

John Kerry and John McCain are both left-handed, but Kerry writes right-handed, so he's a goddamned traitor to Thee Sinistral League. They both voted in favor of the War In Iraq.

Barack Obama is a lefty.

As far as I know, none of the main players in the current administration are southpaws, but you know, this schtick's gotta breakdown sometime...

Shout out to Ben Franklin, yo!

Hotcha! Hank