Something 4 The Weekend # 160

Pretenders: Pretenders II: "Message Of Love" [mp3]

"Now the reason we're here..."

Speaking of righteous babes, here's Chrissie Hynde, along with her three other Pretenders, laying down one of Chrissie's more earnest songs, a song about a man and woman in love, a song about a city full of other lovers, and pretty soon it's a song about all of us, about life...

"We are all of us in the gutter...Some of us are looking at the stars..."

And then it comes back around to Chrissie and her man, the music shifting from a somewhat awkward shuffle to a more urgent, confident stride. It all adds up to one of the true gems in Ms. Hynde's songbook, one that is sometimes overlooked, perhaps...

"Talk to me, darling..."

Hotcha! Hank

Something 4 The Weekend #149

Simple Minds: Sparkle In The Rain: "Waterfront" [mp3]

You wanna talk big, bombastic UK bands from the 1980's? Yes, yes you do...

Well, they didn't get much more grandiose than Simple Minds, and that includes U2, Bono's ego included. And I don't necessarily mean this in a negative way, because for a few years in the early-mid 1980's, there were few bands that delivered as grandly as Simple Minds. Not only did they have a larger-than-life sound that could fill even the biggest stadiums, but they had good songs. Sometimes even great songs. It isn't a fluke that "Don't You (Forget About Me)" remains one of the best-known and most-loved songs of that decade. Jim Kerr and company had skills.

They had evolved from what I can only describe as "Art Punk" beginnings, into something much more accessible and engaging, and like I said, they got so good at what they did that I'd argue they beat U2 at their own game - that being the big, bombastic sound I mentioned before. Hell, I preferred Simple Minds myself, much as I loved U2, because Kerr didn't mire his lyrics in self-important political claptrap the way Bono often did. Simple Minds were a serious band, but they weren't fucking humorless, and they didn't take themselves too seriously. They weren't interested in changing the world, they just wanted to be the best band they could possibly be. And for a brief glorious moment in time, they were.

Plus, Jim Kerr was married Chrissie Hynde for awhile, for my money the most righteous babe to ever strap on an electric guitar and school the boys in RAWK. That adds plenty of legitimacy in my book.

Hotcha! Hank

On The Fourth Day Of Christmas

I give to thee...FOUR FANTASTIC MILFS*...

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Cate Blanchett

Jennifer Connelly

Chrissie Hynde

Helen Mirren

*Technically, Helen Mirren isn't a MILF, but I'm not a technician, so whatever.

Hotcha! Hank