Covering Covers # 7
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As the album cover suggests, As Mercenarias were an all-female punk/post-punk band back in the 1980's who hailed from Brazil. This album caught my eye immediately, sitting there in the A section, a bright yellow light of marketing saavy with the Soul Jazz Records imprint right on the front. Soul Jazz Records is a wickedly cool label outta the UK who keeps on releasing amazing genre compilations and single-artists sets, and this As Mercenarias collection doesn't disappoint. They remind me of The Minutemen a bit, without the virtuosity, especially spastic guitar soloing all over the place like d. Boon...I guess the ladies in As Mercenarias actually heard mortar shells...It's spikey, and cracklin', and even though it's all sung in Portuguese, the songs are damn catchy, and I find myself shouting along with my best approximation of the actual words...It's kinda like singing along to old REM in that respect...
Gary Lucas used to play guitar in Captain Beefheart's Magic Band, once upon a time...
Fuck, that's such a dismissively simple way of describing the man's life and career...
Gary Lucas is one of America's finest guitar players and songwriters, who's career has now spanned close to 40 years, and includes collaborations with dozens of other gifted songwriters and musicians - Nick Cave, Lou Reed, John Cale, John Zorn, Damo Suzuki, John Williams, DJ Spooky...Based on those names, you might guess that Lucas' style lays somewhere in between trad blues based noodling, and supreme avant garde excursions...Excellent stuff, to be sure...
And finally, the new M83 album you see at the top of this post...To be honest, I haven't given the album more than a quick overview yet...
Anyways - my only point to this post is that I ran into an old friend/coworker who I haven't seen in awhile, and we talked for a bit about music, and we chewed the fat with Sophie behind the counter, and it was a damn good RECORD STORE DAY, the kind of thing that just doesn't happen at iTunes...
Hotcha! Hank
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My point is - most of us break multiple commandments on any given day, to say nothing of the 7 deadly sins, and then we go to church on Sunday, believing our Christian God will absolve us of all our transgressions from the previous week. Hell, plenty of us believe we only need faith in God to get to heaven - that we don't even have to go to Church, or lead moral lives - to find redemption. I mean, some of the most wicked, vile human beings I know are self-professed "devout Christians".
So, what does this rambling preamble of mine have to do with The Black Crowes' amorica. album cover? I think it should be fairly obvious.
Here we have a bikini bottom with an American flag design. The American flag, a rich symbol of this nation and what it purportedly stands for. A representation of all that is good and holy and righteous here in the USA. God bless the USA!!!!!
But what's that? A tuft of pubic hair sticking out from behind the stars and stripes? Oh my! What's that all about?
Simply put, that underneath the righteousness and purity of America, there exists a darker reality. A wild and wooly America that likes fucking and sucking as much as possible. And not just our spouses, but our neighbor's spouse, our teenaged babysitter, the cashier at the local supermarket, our favorite young celebrities, etc. And not just straight up missionary position coitus either - how about some deep-throated oral action? How about some good ol' anal? How about some dynamite group sex at a swinger party at a non-descript ranch-style house in a quiet suburban neighborhood?
Who hasn't fucked a stranger up against a dumpster behind the local dive bar at 2 am? Who hasn't masturbated up on their garage roof in the middle of the night, trying to re-create scenes from The Basketball Diaries? Who hasn't banged their 50 year old, recently divorced American Lit. teacher in the back of her Crown Vic?
Yeah, we've convinced ourselves (if not the rest of the world), that we're an honest, God-fearing nation, but the reality, of course, is that we're merely human, and while this sounds trite, humans are still animals when all is said and done, and animals loooooove to fuck.
Amore. America. Amorality.
amorica.
Hotcha! Hank
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Energy equals Mariah Carey²!!!!!
Mariah Carey is a singles artist, an artist for whom the ALBUM as a cohesive conceptual object doesn't apply, but instead the ALBUM is merely a physical object (CD) which exists solely to collect a group of random songs in one convenient and marketable package.
Speaking of physical objects, Island Records relies solely on Mariah Carey to market and sell these collections of random songs. Every last piece of lumpen related to Mariah Carey, whether they be CDs, 12" vinyl EPs, or DVDs, has a picture of the singer herself on the cover. Half the time they are glamour headshots, and half the time they are full body shots, usually showing Mariah dancing, which in her case is nothing more than some slight shuffling and subdued hip-swaying. I have never heard an entire Mariah Carey album, so somebody else will have to verify or refute my theory that the albums with headshots contain mostly ballads and pop songs, while the albums with full body-shot covers are weighted towards dance music and Hip Hop.
And so we have Mariah's newest album, E=MC². Judging by this album cover, I strongly suspect it's got plenty of uptempo dance and Hip Hop on it, and judging by her recent appearance on SNL, my suspicions are correct. One song was pure dance pop, and the other featured rapper T-Pain. HOLLA!
So, what else can be said about this album cover?
It's a high-contrast black'n'white photograph in which the white feather boa obscuring Mariah's naked body pops the most. The boa, and Mariah's nudity, suggests old school burlesque and stripping of the variety Dita Von Teese has brought back into vogue these past few years.
It's a continuation of the sexualization (however mild) that Island Records marketing department and Mariah herself have been fashioning during the past decade, since her divorce from record mogul Tommy Mottola. It began with 1997's Butterfly album, a none-too-subtle allusion to her newfound liberation, through 2005's Emancipation Of Mimi album, and as you can see, the evolution has been slow...It began with butterfly imagery, for crissakes - that's the kind of megaplatinum crossover pop queen she was in the first decade of her career...
"Touch My Body" is the first single off the new album, but of course, we don't see much of Mariah in this photo - a modest bit of her left leg, her right arm reaching behind her head to touch her own neck, as if in some sort of mild ecstasy (Khia's "my neck, my back" flutters through my mind), and Mariah's face, half-hidden in shadow and framed by her long, flowing hair. Sex sells, but so does tease, and Mariah might be inviting us (somebody) to touch her body in her song, but this album cover seems to be saying something else.
"Look, but don't touch my body."
Anyways, mostly I'm intrigued by the title of this album, fodder for this particular blather because hey, there it is, printed prominently right next to Mariah's hip.
E=MC²
Quite frankly, I'm not gonna pretend to understand Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, and all I can say is Einstein's famous equation, E=MC², supposes that energy and mass are equivalent and transmutable - that all energy has mass, and all mass has energy. The speed of light in a vacuum figures into it (C²), but don't ask me how.
Obviously, in regards to this Mariah Carey Album, the title suggests that Energy is Mariah Carey, and Mariah Carey is Energy, or if we follow the equation literally
Energy equals Mariah Carey²!
It's all meaningless nonsense of course.
It's nothing more than somebody in Island Records marketing department realizing while tripping on Vitamin Water one lazy Tuesday afternoon that Mariah Carey's initials are a part of that famous science equation that Einstein came up with...
Viola!
"Karen, you're a genius!" exclaims Doug in sales.
Like I said, it's meaningless nonsense, although it serves as a good example of this "post-album culture" in which I believe we now find ourselves. A culture in which 99 cent downloads from iTunes has rendered the album as a cohesive, conceptual object nearly obsolete.
I have no fetish for mp3's.
They're a tease, just like Mariah.
MARIAH!
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