15 October 2008

Covering Covers # 7

So, there's Ozzy, flashing the peace signs on the cover of an album that is a somewhat conceptual song cycle about love gone wrong, isolation, changes, death, cocaine, religions both pagan and organized, and if that sounds kinda heady, keep in mind that Ozzy's lyrics were never much more complicated than what you might find in a 15 year old's secret notebook, especially when they concerned love gone wrong...

But his words don't matter so much when the riffs are so fucking heavy...

On the other hand, Volume 4 has the echo noodlings of "FX", the gentle faux flamenco and synthetic strings of "Laguna Sunrise", and the stately electric piano of "Changes"...

But to get to my point, Black Sabbath got wrongly tagged as some sort of Satan-Worshipping motherfuckers from the very start, when the message Ozzy was mostly peddling is that the world's a cruel cruel place, women aren't much better, God ain't gonna help you (and neither is Satan, chump!), drugs are fun until they're not, and eventually they aren't, and in the end there's death for you and me and all our friends...

The thing is, if you've watched only one episode of The Osbournes, you know that Ozzy is a genuinely good and smart man who found a woman who can be cruel to everybody in the world except Ozzy, a woman who ran his business and took care of his money and helped him sober up and built a small empire outta her man, and built a brand...OZZFEST! THE PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED TELEVISION SHOW!! And now these...
Sharon Osbourne, in cooperation with Converse Shoes, gave her man and the rest of us these "massive kicks" as the kids and one of the dudes on our Tech Support team likes to say...
When I saw the full-page ad for these shoes in the most recent issue of Alternative Press the wad of cinnamon chiclets fell outta my mouth. After the initial shock wore off, I thought, well, if there's gotta be a Sabbath shoe, I suppose this has gotta be it...
Paranoid might be their most popular album, but it's a picture of a goofy pink swordsman, and only fairies would wear boots like these, as Ozzy all but said himself on "Faries Wear Boots"...
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath wouldn't work because it's too busy, and it's a soul-rape scene...
Sabotage is one of the ugliest album covers in rock history because it features a mirrored-image of one of the ugliest bands in rock history...
No, this image from Volume 4 is the best, and only Sabbath cover that (almost) works on the side of a cheaply made tennis shoe...
The question is - is it a truly iconic image? Ancillary question - An image actually worthy of a shoe?
Not really. Sabbath's most iconic cover is probably that goofy pink swordsman on the cover of Paranoid, but only cuz it's so damn goofy, and it is Black Sabbath's most popular longplayer...
If this Volume 4 image is iconic, it's because of its high-contrast simplicity and nothing more...
I mean, the idea of Ozzy flashing the peace sign on the cover of an album full of woefully bleak shit is an indication that this image is meaningless...Maybe it's got something to do with Vietnam, but in the end, it has as much poignancy as Miley Cyrus and her own peace sign waving...
Finally, if this image is accurate, then they flipped the image backwards on the shoe, and as a fetishist of album covers and whatnot, this is a shame, whether it was intentional or not.
But hey, we're living in a post-album culture, so what does it matter?
Hotcha! Hank

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20 August 2008

Covering Covers # 6


You betcha, this album cover is a damn mystery to me...

So many questions...

Why the hell would the baboon take a bite out of a book before tasting the cake? Even a baboon isn't that stupid. They may be omnivores, but hardcovers, or even trade paperbacks, never figured into their diets. Not even Olive Baboons, and they'll eat just about anything.

And why is the baboon crying? Does the cake taste nasty? Maybe the book actually tastes better than the cake. That would probably make me cry, and I'm a higher primate.

And I might be wrong, but it sure does look like the eyes, and the area around the eyes, are human. They certainly don't have the same color as the rest of the baboon's face. What's that all about, or am I just imagining things?

But back to the crying...Do baboons actually shed tears?

The best I can figure is that by eating the book, the baboon is feeding on knowledge, kinda like Adam and Eve and the apple in Eden, plucked from The Tree Of Knowledge Of Good and Evil, and this loss of innocence, well, it makes the monkey cry...It's his party, after all, he can if he wants to.

And what's better than cake when one is sad? What's better than some baked goods when we realize we've sealed our fate by giving up everlasting life? A seemingly melting cake, although it isn't raining, and that ain't MacArthur Park.

Which begs another question, and don't ask me why I think this is important enough to ask, but - What body of water is that? Is it the Atlantic Ocean? Indian Ocean? Lake Chad?

Are there baboons in Chad?

So many questions, but perhaps the most important of all - How does this surreal, seemingly religious, but possibly nonsensical painting reflect and/or represent this 1973 Fleetwood Mac album, Mystery To Me?

This was the Bob Welch era (1971-1974), whom I believe was the first non-Brit in the band. He was/is a southern California showbiz kid who wrote fairly glossy rock songs and lyrics about mystical love and other decidedly southern Californian mumbo jumbo. This wasn't the original Fleetwood Mac, ye olde British Blues band fronted by Peter Green.

How does a baboon eating books and desserts reflect Bob Welch's suave Southern California, radio-ready rock style? I suppose, if we agree this album cover is all some sort of metaphor for innocence and experience, the knowledge of good and evil, well then, isn't LOVE and even SEX all about such things?

Mystery solved!!

But it's still a ridiculous album cover.

Hotcha! Hank

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08 July 2008

Covering Covers # 5

Nobody really loves clowns. Most of us don't even like 'em. Not really.

For plenty of people, clowns are unnerving...They're slippery, and little bit creepy, and let's face it - there's little joy in their buzzery palms...We never know what a clown might do next, and that makes 'em just the slightest bit dangerous. Some of us like the excitement, but just as many of us aren't really into surprises...

Mainly, we don't like clowns because they are us. Garish, exaggerated reflections of who and what we are, and what we are is fear, confusion, lust, greed, violence, foolish thoughts and all sorts of sin...Struggling to make sense of a world we don't understand, and trying to act accordingly...Mostly failing, but when we succeed, it's usually in spite of ourselves, witless in the face of chaos...Fools running errands, running around in circles outside the center ring. And when our part of the show is over, then what? Are we nothing more than silly distractions between the trapeze act and the lion tamers?

Small victories over the mundane, perhaps, but no everlasting triumphs...Just a neverending handkerchief to blot away the endless tears of living...

Same existential crisis, different day.

Except clowns got deep pockets full of trickery, and a whole lotta nonsense up their sleeves...When life hands them lemons, they make balloon animals and reek of whiskey sours, and when they exit the spotlight, they've gained nothing but a few bruises and some nervous laughter from the rest of us cuz none of it makes any fucking sense, and that nonsense hits just a little too close to home for plenty of us.

(((The one and only time I rode the Seattle monorail, a dude in full clown regalia sat down in the seat in front of me, and paged lazily through a Hustler Barely Legal magazine while drinking from a paper bag.)))

And there but for the grace of God go I...Or you... Or that guy over there, or yr uncle Rollie...

Clowns are just trying to get by like the rest of us...Mostly scared of death, the great unknown, if the truth be known...But rather than retreat, rather than play victim, they react against nothing in the silliest ways imaginable...They don't know any better.

Some balance feathers and small dogs on various body parts, and others form rock bands and hire a stripper for the drumkit who sometimes (or at least one time) sipped urine from a teaspoon, and another time time pissed into a pot of chili before scarfing it down.

When life hands you a pot of chili, you gotta season it to yr own tastes, babycakes!

That's what the clowns are saying to us - That since life if a great big ball of confusion, and since God's got the biggest, most ridiculous shoes of all, and he's always kicking glittery uncertainty in our faces, well, maybe we gotta kick back a little bit ourselves...Go crazy right back...Squirt fire outta our flowery lapels and shoot confetti outta our asses...

The clowns are doing it, every day, with big britches and shit-eating grins, and we laugh our little nervous laughs at 'em, cuz we can't laugh with 'em. If we did that, well, we'd be laughing at ourselves, and that's that's an uncomfortable pie to the face for alot of us...

Not enough of us have the courage to be clowns, daring to defy our fears, willing to laugh at ourselves , to put on flowery dresses and wrestle bears from time to time...To drink embarrassing amounts of Irish Creme and sing Butthole Surfers tunes at karaoke night...To fart unabashedly in church...To tell the girl four cubicles away that we love her...That we lust for her...That we want to get a great big bucket of chicken and a Twister mat and see what kinda greasy fun might be had...

Alot of us have too much pride and not enough guts...Too much shame and not enough nuts...
So, this painting is just about the perfect distillation of the whole Butthole Surfers aesthetic, not just this particular album...They're nothing more or less than Rock'n'roll clowns with alot of guts and super-huge nuts...A bunch of freaks with no pride or shame, exaggerating not only the circus that is rock'n'roll for humorous and dramatic affect, but holding up a mirror to life and humanity itself, and showing us all exactly just how weird and ugly we are as a species...
Hotcha! Hank

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25 April 2008

Record Day Reckoning

See, this is what I'm talking about...


Last Saturday afternoon I took a drive down to the end of Willie Street to visit MadCity Music Exchange, which is a small independent record shop participating in Record Store Day, and the first person I run into when I enter the store is Sal, a middle-aged punk and classic rock dinosaur like myself, and a guy whom I used to work with in the shipping department back in the old Sonic Foundry days, circa 1998 to 2001...I think the last time I actually saw Sal, and had an actual conversation with him, was about 2003, so it was great to run into him like that.


After we wished each other a "Happy Record Store Day", Sal held up three Stiv Bators' solo records he had found with that giddy look on his face, like a kid in a toy store. And then he puffed out his chest to show me the Ace Frehley t-shirt he was sporting...


"I was at the show at The Rave last month, and Ace was killin'!"


You see, Sal is a KISS fan, although it's largely a nostalgia thing these days, and it's not as serious as his Tommy Bolin fanaticism, and maybe not even as big as his Blue Oyster Cult love...He's also a junkie for American Hardcore in general, although one night he dropped by my place to spin a rare Billy Cobham record for me, cuz he wanted me to convert...Convert me to what, I dunno, cuz I never had any beef with Cobham...


Anyways, Sal and I spent some time catching up on things at Madcity, then I made my way over to the import CD case, and he rushed home with his Stiv Bators stash, and that's exactly the kind of encounter that we're missing in this digital world. Posting short reviews at eMusic in response to someone else's review just isn't the same, you know?


Madcity was the most crowded I have ever seen it in the 10 years I've been frequenting the place, which means there were about 15 people in the shop, at least half of them flipping through the vinyl, which is always a heartwarming sight...And while I did go hunting for some Kinks vinyl, I came up empty, and ended up buying some CDs...


As the album cover suggests, As Mercenarias were an all-female punk/post-punk band back in the 1980's who hailed from Brazil. This album caught my eye immediately, sitting there in the A section, a bright yellow light of marketing saavy with the Soul Jazz Records imprint right on the front. Soul Jazz Records is a wickedly cool label outta the UK who keeps on releasing amazing genre compilations and single-artists sets, and this As Mercenarias collection doesn't disappoint. They remind me of The Minutemen a bit, without the virtuosity, especially spastic guitar soloing all over the place like d. Boon...I guess the ladies in As Mercenarias actually heard mortar shells...It's spikey, and cracklin', and even though it's all sung in Portuguese, the songs are damn catchy, and I find myself shouting along with my best approximation of the actual words...It's kinda like singing along to old REM in that respect...


Gary Lucas used to play guitar in Captain Beefheart's Magic Band, once upon a time...

Fuck, that's such a dismissively simple way of describing the man's life and career...

Gary Lucas is one of America's finest guitar players and songwriters, who's career has now spanned close to 40 years, and includes collaborations with dozens of other gifted songwriters and musicians - Nick Cave, Lou Reed, John Cale, John Zorn, Damo Suzuki, John Williams, DJ Spooky...Based on those names, you might guess that Lucas' style lays somewhere in between trad blues based noodling, and supreme avant garde excursions...Excellent stuff, to be sure...

And finally, the new M83 album you see at the top of this post...To be honest, I haven't given the album more than a quick overview yet...

Anyways - my only point to this post is that I ran into an old friend/coworker who I haven't seen in awhile, and we talked for a bit about music, and we chewed the fat with Sophie behind the counter, and it was a damn good RECORD STORE DAY, the kind of thing that just doesn't happen at iTunes...

Hotcha! Hank

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18 April 2008

Something 4 The Weekend # 64


So basically, Pitchfork (well, a writer named Marc Masters) gave Fuck Buttons' Street Horrrsing album an 8.6 out of 10, and he wrote about how these two guys from Britain began making harsh noise rock, but quickly started adding lovelier, more melodic elements to their original rough edges, and he mentions a "tribal Boredoms meets Animal Collective mode", and whattya know? I fucking love Boredoms to the tune of approximately $500 worth of imported CDs, vinyl, posters, and an Onani Bomb t-shirt, and Animal Collective are pretty cool too (and Pitchfork-approved) so I clicked on the DOWLOAD IT FROM EMUSIC link, and downloaded it immediately, without listening to any samples, because I've got an eMusic account.
Yeah, every month I get 65 downloads for $15, so it's easy to download a 6 song album like Street Horrrsing cuz the math works out to $1.38 for the entire album, and it always gets me wondering, "Who's making any decent money off of this kind of deal?" The two Brits who are Fuck Buttons can't be getting much cheese outta this, you know? ATP Records ain't getting rich off this kinda deal either. Emusic probably isn't making much from Fuck Buttons specifically, but they've got 3.5 million tracks available for download, and it's a quantity game, like so many cans of Coke and McDonalds' cheeseburgers...
But this is how it's done these days, innit?
I've always been a firm believer in the idea that "information wants to be free", and I've copyright infringed my ass off through the years (mixed tapes, mixed CDs, unlicensed sampling, pirate radio, music blogging), but you better believe, as someone who once had dreams of rock'n'roll fame and riches, I do get a twinge of guilt every time I hit that DOWNLOAD ALL button at eMusic...Three years ago I would have made my weekly visit to B-Side and/or Madcity, and plunked down my $10 or $12 bucks for the actual Fuck Buttons CD, and would have felt alright knowing it probably bought those guys a pint or two, not $1.38 to be divided at least three ways...
(Of course, I still buy 2-3 new CDs a week to this day)
Yeah, fucking buttons, kinda fucking over bands like Fuck Buttons, I reckon...
On the other hand, Marc Masters mentions in his Pitchfork review that the band gave away the album for free on their website a year ago, so who am I to get slightly twisted over this? I may have dreams of fame and money, but I've always been a true believer anyways, making my own music and whatnot cuz I love doing it...I've got gigs worth of tunes nobody's ever heard...I've got plenty of comic strips I'll never upload...The EVERYTHINGATHON! podcast probably has about a dozen regular listeners, but I'll keep on doing the thing every month until it isn't any fun, and then I'll find something else to do...Maybe finish that fucking Warlord Jeff screenplay once and for all...The point is - these Fuck Button guys gave it away, so they're doing it all for right reasons, and yeah, it's pretty cool stuff...It does remind me of latter-day Boredoms, and Animal Collective, and maybe even Kraftwerk, or Can, and M83...I'm not sure if it's truly an 8.6 kinda album, but it's worth more than $1.38...
I guess it all come back to these ongoing lamentations of mine about some vague notion of a "post-album culture"...I download the album on the waaaay cheap (and yeah, I KNOW exactly how big a fucking hypocrite I am for taking advantage of this whole new business model, but I do limit myself to those 65 monthly downloads, really I do), and the album only exists on a computer screen, there's nothing to hold and study and get intimate with, and if I want the album cover art, I gotta google search, and if I'm lucky, I might actually find something 500x500 (but rarely any bigger), which to me is another sign that nobody truly cares about stuff like cover art and liner notes and lyrics, which you gotta piece together through any number of blogs and online interviews and whatnot...
The information IS free, I suppose, but it's a fucking bitch to get a firm grip on...Oh wait, it's all pixels on a screen...I can't get a grip at all...It's just a damn shame for a dinosaur like me, cuz it all feels so cheap and meaningless...Devalued...
I dunno...Maybe I'm thinking about this all wrong...Maybe this new business model, this new distribution scheme, is actually making the music purer...Stripped of everything else that sad aging Seymours like me fetishize about, the music is almost all that's left...And there ain't no Enids either...
Hotcha! Hank

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17 April 2008

Record Store Day!


This Saturday, April 19th, is RECORD STORE DAY!
As I mentioned in a recent post, I have no fetish for mp3's. That isn't to say I don't understand or appreciate the format, especially for someone like me who posts a new mp3 every weekend on this blog, and does a monthly podcast in the format - obviously mp3's are waaaay more logical than uncompressed wav files.
But I'm a record collector at heart (vinyl, tape, reels, CD, 8-track), and a big component of record collecting, for me anyways, is the obsessive-compulsive desire to acquire, and of course, to enjoy and analyze the artwork, packaging, liner notes, lyrics, etc. For me, part of the coolness of an album is the fact that it is a physical object that can be held, and seen, and smelled, and tasted - fetishized, as it were, and that's simply something that does not, and cannot, happen with a bunch of 1's and 0's. Mp3's are almost magical in this respect - they exist, and yet, they kinda don't. They're ghosts.
iTunes is now the single largest retailer of music in the known universe, and yr local record shop is quickly becoming obsolete, if yr favorite record shop even exists anymore.
Here in Madison, my two favorite stores are B-Side Records, and MadCity Music Exchange. Both are small independents, and both have struggled for the past few years to stay in business, and it sucks that it has turned out this way. You can't hang out at the cash register at iTunes and talk about that week's cool new releases, you know? Oh sure, you might find a forum or a blog to discuss such things, but it's not the same, and you and I both know it.
Anyways, this Saturday is Record Store Day, and I urge each and every one of you to visit yr local participating store, which can be found at the Record Store Day website. Not only will there be sales going on, but lots of free giveaways from cool bands that are only available in-store on this day, and depending upon the store, you might catch a cool local band playing a set or two, and yeah, a chance to hang out at the cash register and talk about Fuck Buttons with that cute cashier with the lawnmower tattoo on her shoulder.
Hotcha! Hank

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15 April 2008

Covering Covers # 4


The New England region of North America was originally settled by Puritan immigrants from Britain who were not happy with leadership within The Church Of England. History teaches us about the pilgrims landing at Plymouth Rock, as well as the founding of the Massachusetts Bay Colony in the area that later became Boston, both groups being part of the "Great Migration" of Puritans in the first half of the 1600's.

These devoutly religious groups helped shape the nation that would become the United States Of America, and even now, 232 years after declaring our independence from Great Britain, one can argue that not only is their influence still felt throughout this nation, but that their religious beliefs and practices are woven so deep into the fabric of America that it cannot be undone.

In other words, we are a Christian nation, shaped and founded upon Christian values and ideas, and no amount of bitching by secularists can undo the fact that Christianity still informs and colors nearly all corners of American life today.

And yet...

And yet, there are many aspects of American life that do not reflect this Christian underpinning.
  • The divorce rate hovers around 50%.
  • We gamble like crazy. Often in church basements. BINGO!
  • We consume pornography with an almost insatiable passion.
  • We often take the goddamn Lord's name in vain.
  • About half of all married adults will commit adultery at some point in their marriage.
  • America's murder rate is among the highest in the civilized world.
  • Excessive alcohol and drug consumption is fairly widespread.
  • As a nation, we lie, cheat and steal with the best of them.

My point is - most of us break multiple commandments on any given day, to say nothing of the 7 deadly sins, and then we go to church on Sunday, believing our Christian God will absolve us of all our transgressions from the previous week. Hell, plenty of us believe we only need faith in God to get to heaven - that we don't even have to go to Church, or lead moral lives - to find redemption. I mean, some of the most wicked, vile human beings I know are self-professed "devout Christians".

So, what does this rambling preamble of mine have to do with The Black Crowes' amorica. album cover? I think it should be fairly obvious.

Here we have a bikini bottom with an American flag design. The American flag, a rich symbol of this nation and what it purportedly stands for. A representation of all that is good and holy and righteous here in the USA. God bless the USA!!!!!

But what's that? A tuft of pubic hair sticking out from behind the stars and stripes? Oh my! What's that all about?

Simply put, that underneath the righteousness and purity of America, there exists a darker reality. A wild and wooly America that likes fucking and sucking as much as possible. And not just our spouses, but our neighbor's spouse, our teenaged babysitter, the cashier at the local supermarket, our favorite young celebrities, etc. And not just straight up missionary position coitus either - how about some deep-throated oral action? How about some good ol' anal? How about some dynamite group sex at a swinger party at a non-descript ranch-style house in a quiet suburban neighborhood?

Who hasn't fucked a stranger up against a dumpster behind the local dive bar at 2 am? Who hasn't masturbated up on their garage roof in the middle of the night, trying to re-create scenes from The Basketball Diaries? Who hasn't banged their 50 year old, recently divorced American Lit. teacher in the back of her Crown Vic?

Yeah, we've convinced ourselves (if not the rest of the world), that we're an honest, God-fearing nation, but the reality, of course, is that we're merely human, and while this sounds trite, humans are still animals when all is said and done, and animals loooooove to fuck.

Amore. America. Amorality.

amorica.

Hotcha! Hank

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02 April 2008

Covering Covers # 3



Energy equals Mariah Carey²!!!!!


Mariah Carey is a singles artist, an artist for whom the ALBUM as a cohesive conceptual object doesn't apply, but instead the ALBUM is merely a physical object (CD) which exists solely to collect a group of random songs in one convenient and marketable package.

Speaking of physical objects, Island Records relies solely on Mariah Carey to market and sell these collections of random songs. Every last piece of lumpen related to Mariah Carey, whether they be CDs, 12" vinyl EPs, or DVDs, has a picture of the singer herself on the cover. Half the time they are glamour headshots, and half the time they are full body shots, usually showing Mariah dancing, which in her case is nothing more than some slight shuffling and subdued hip-swaying. I have never heard an entire Mariah Carey album, so somebody else will have to verify or refute my theory that the albums with headshots contain mostly ballads and pop songs, while the albums with full body-shot covers are weighted towards dance music and Hip Hop.

And so we have Mariah's newest album, E=MC². Judging by this album cover, I strongly suspect it's got plenty of uptempo dance and Hip Hop on it, and judging by her recent appearance on SNL, my suspicions are correct. One song was pure dance pop, and the other featured rapper T-Pain. HOLLA!

So, what else can be said about this album cover?

It's a high-contrast black'n'white photograph in which the white feather boa obscuring Mariah's naked body pops the most. The boa, and Mariah's nudity, suggests old school burlesque and stripping of the variety Dita Von Teese has brought back into vogue these past few years.

It's a continuation of the sexualization (however mild) that Island Records marketing department and Mariah herself have been fashioning during the past decade, since her divorce from record mogul Tommy Mottola. It began with 1997's Butterfly album, a none-too-subtle allusion to her newfound liberation, through 2005's Emancipation Of Mimi album, and as you can see, the evolution has been slow...It began with butterfly imagery, for crissakes - that's the kind of megaplatinum crossover pop queen she was in the first decade of her career...

"Touch My Body" is the first single off the new album, but of course, we don't see much of Mariah in this photo - a modest bit of her left leg, her right arm reaching behind her head to touch her own neck, as if in some sort of mild ecstasy (Khia's "my neck, my back" flutters through my mind), and Mariah's face, half-hidden in shadow and framed by her long, flowing hair. Sex sells, but so does tease, and Mariah might be inviting us (somebody) to touch her body in her song, but this album cover seems to be saying something else.

"Look, but don't touch my body."

Anyways, mostly I'm intrigued by the title of this album, fodder for this particular blather because hey, there it is, printed prominently right next to Mariah's hip.

E=MC²

Quite frankly, I'm not gonna pretend to understand Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, and all I can say is Einstein's famous equation, E=MC², supposes that energy and mass are equivalent and transmutable - that all energy has mass, and all mass has energy. The speed of light in a vacuum figures into it (C²), but don't ask me how.

Obviously, in regards to this Mariah Carey Album, the title suggests that Energy is Mariah Carey, and Mariah Carey is Energy, or if we follow the equation literally

Energy equals Mariah Carey²!

It's all meaningless nonsense of course.

It's nothing more than somebody in Island Records marketing department realizing while tripping on Vitamin Water one lazy Tuesday afternoon that Mariah Carey's initials are a part of that famous science equation that Einstein came up with...

Viola!

"Karen, you're a genius!" exclaims Doug in sales.

Like I said, it's meaningless nonsense, although it serves as a good example of this "post-album culture" in which I believe we now find ourselves. A culture in which 99 cent downloads from iTunes has rendered the album as a cohesive, conceptual object nearly obsolete.

I have no fetish for mp3's.

They're a tease, just like Mariah.

MARIAH!

Hotcha! Hank

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13 March 2008

Covering Covers # 2


Change was on the wind in the UK in 1994. The Labour Party had started using "New Labour" as a slogan that year, which turned into a party manifesto by 1996, sweeping Tony Blair into the office of Prime Minister...Now, I'm not going to pretend to fully understand UK politics, except to say that the Labour Party grew out of trade unions in the early 20th century, with a healthy dose of socialism thrown in, and that means it's the party of the working class.

Or at least, it should be. As I understand it, the Labour Party under Blair tended to be more conservative in nature, and actively represented the middle class moreso than the working class. This pissed off the more liberal, socialist members of the Labour Party, many of whom simply quit the party in disgust. New Labour, as they tell it, wasn't really any better for the working class than Thatcher's Conservative administration had been. What's probably most important to my rant today, however, is that New Labour promised a modernization of British life, and there was a real sense of change and progress and a bright future in the UK, which in 1994 was felt by everyone in the UK, regardless of their socio-economic status.

This newfound sense of optimism found reflection in the hip youth culture of London, which came to be called "Cool Britannia", a term that very quickly became nothing more than a slick and benign marketing slogan. This, of course, is not surprising.

Britpop was a crucial component of this whole Cool Britannia thing, and to that end, Blur and Oasis are the two biggest bands falling under the Britpop banner. But as much as Britpop looked inward at it's own culture out of a sense of nationalism, it was also a reaction to American Grunge. This seemed to be especially true of Blur, whom more closely examined more aspects of British life than any of their contemporaries, and also mined British musical history more deeply and widely. Meanwhile, Oasis seemed to content to ape The Beatles and a bit of The Rolling Stones, and not much else. Blur touched on those two bands, naturally, but also The Kinks, The Who, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, The Jam, The Fall, Stiff Records-style Pub Rock and New Wave, British Townhall music, Britfolk, the whole Madchester scene, and later on, Techno and all sorts of Electro genres, not to mention musical influences from such places as Morocco, Pakistan, India - the music of the working class immigrants of the UK. Later on, Damon Albarn explored Hip Hop via Gorillaz, and Dub Reggae via The Good The Bad The Queen, two more working class musical genres, and you can probably sense where I'm going with this.

Blur came from Colchester, originally an old Roman city about 50 miles northeast of London that is considered the oldest city in the UK. It's history has been one full of immigrants and the working class, and naturally a more socialist sensibility, so it isn't a surprise that Albarn was so deeply interested in British history, modern British life, and in particular, the working class, whether born on the island or not. It's in his bloody Colchester roots.

But Blur went to London, as any sensible British rock band would and should do, and while they found themselves at the top of the Britpop heap, they weren't always the most optimistic of bands. Albarn recognized the renewed optimism sweeping the nation, and I think he liked it, although he himself wasn't always the most optimistic of commentators on modern British life, and thus Blur were never the outright Populist band that Oasis were...

Albarn not only had a good view of the bigger picture, but his lyrics could often show a fine eye for detail, and the reality of Cool Britannia wasn't necessarily too cool, especially for immigrants and the working class.

Let's not forget that the title of their 1993 album is Modern Life Is Rubbish.

But this is about their 1994 follow-up LP, Parklife.

Stylistically, it's probably their most varied album, jumping through many of the touchstones and genres I mentioned above, and lyrically, it also examines modern British life from several different perspectives, but yes, most notably from a working class perspective.

As I understand it, Albarn was most influenced on these songs by London's East End, which is decidely working class, and distinctively multi-cultured.

But enough! This is supposed to be about the album cover...

Plenty of experts will tell you that Greyhound racing had it's origins in the UK - Wales in particular, but what I think is relevant to this blathering rant of mine is the idea that dog racing is a decidedly working class "sport", whereas horse racing is more popular among the middle and upper classes.

Put simply, dogs are more plentiful and cheaper than horses.

So, I must say that Blur couldn't have used, wouldn't have dared used, a picture of a horse race. It would have betrayed the band and the narrative of these songs, taken as a whole. An actual ALBUM, a thing of rare beauty these days.

No, it had to be dogs racing, and here we are.

Aside from any deeper meaning, this is simply an amazing, intense, and beautifully captured photograph by a man with a the remarkably working class name of Bob Thomas. When we see the photo for the first time, the image becomes permanent. We never need see it again, and in that respect, it's a rock solid marketing decision by Stylorouge. Add the band's recognizable logo in high-contrast yellow in the blurry foreground, and maybe I'll call it a stroke of genius.

The deeper meaning?

Working class dogs. Working class dogs chasing a fake rabbit around an enclosed dirt track, and damn it, at least horses get to run on grass alot of the time. Not dogs. Dogs always run on dirt, and the best they get outta the deal are meals and a warm place to sleep. That's if they're halfway good. If they ain't so good, they're more expendable, and more likely to get abused, you know? Yeah, that sounds alot like the working class. East Enders and immigrants. Dirt and grime and cheap vices. Gambling at dog tracks, you know?

But hey, it's not all gravy for the horses, you know?

I mean, horses run because they have to...They mostly like to stand around eating grass, and so they've got predators, like wolves...Like dogs.

Look at the teeth on that black dog. Those teeth will fuck up the neck of a slow horse just as easily as a fake rabbit, and if you don't agree and believe that the working class would ever rally and bark at demonstrations, and riot and revolt and attack if they got hungry enough, abused enough, oppressed enough, arrested enough, sent to war enough, made to run around in circles repeatedly and endlessly for a meager living, but never ever able to actually feast...If you don't agree with any of that, you probably haven't read this far anyways...

For those of you still with me on this - I'd simply mention the metal muzzles on those dogs. Their masters know what I'm talking about here.

But...Anyways...

It all comes down to the eyes, as it always does. The windows into the souls of dogs as well as mankind, if yr inclined to believe in such things as souls...

More than the teeth, this photograph is indelible because of those eyes...The intensely dark orbs of the brown dog on the right, two white points of raw, fierce hunger staring straight back into our own dark lives. I dare say, like a canine freight train coming round the mountain, bearing right down on us like an inevitable and bloody disaster.

But ultimately, it's that right eye on the black dog on the left that freezes me in my tracks. Not only is it the glare of carnivorous hate and contempt, but I sense a fair and measurable amount of pain and struggle in that dog's eye as well. And maybe it's nothing more than seeing a bit of the white of that eye, but I also feel as if that dog still might have some hope.

Maybe it's me that's hoping. Hoping that dog eventually gets a bit of what he wants, and not just what he needs. Hoping the working class gets a fairer share. More comfort, more security.

Hoping I get some of that too. I'm a working class dog, after all, and chances are, so are you, and from what I hear, a working class hero is something to be, so let's all "hold thumbs" as my grandma liked to say.

Hotcha! Hank

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05 March 2008

Covering Covers # 1


In the song itself, Roger Daltrey growls "Who the fuck are YOU???" and he's definitely asking a direct question. That is not the case with title of the song and album, however.
There is no question mark. There are no questions. The band isn't posing there, behind their wall of amplifiers in a sea of cables, and wondering WHO WE (you and me) ARE?
No, they're saying WE (you and me) ARE THE WHO!
(The) Who Are You (period)
They're us! And we're them!
Waking up in Soho doorways, brokenhearted and drunk...Swaying about on mass transit and spitting epithets at all the strangers around you - "Who the fuck are you, you, you, yeah YOU!"
Who hasn't been there?
So there they are, The Who, posing amongst all their equipment like a gang of roadies, except Entwistle's the only one who really looks the part...
Townsend looks like he just got done with a shift as a croupier at a low-rent casino...
Moon's about to go fox hunting...
And Roger...
I'm not exactly sure what Daltrey's outfit is saying...Cuffed jeans, white sox, suspenders, striped shirt...Is he supposed to be gay? A sailor on shoreleave? Simple rebellious youth?
The point is, taken together, the four lads represent a decent cross-section of society.
They are us, and we are them, or at least one of them. For example, I'm John Entwistle, the blue-collared bassist from suburban Chiswick. You might be the weary croupier.
I've known a couple sailors in my day, though I've never gone fox hunting.
My point is, the point of this cover is - off the stage, behind the stage, anywhere but ON the stage, these four enormous rock'n'roll superstars are just like you and me, and isn't that just loverly?
Anyways, this whole communion between the band and its audience is reflected by the songs on the album itself. In 1978 Townsend was finally moving away from the complex rock opera lumpen (Tommy, Quadraphenia), and back to the kind of radio-friendly rock songs so beloved by the hoi polloi...The more casual kinda rock fan that is content with what radio delivers, and to this day, on the classic rock station in your city, at least one of the three hit songs from this album is played every day. Now that's populism!
Finally, I couldn't blather about the Who Are You album cover without mentioning Keith Moon and the chair he's sitting on in the photo.
NOT TO BE TAKEN AWAY, and of course two weeks after this album's release, Moon died of a drug overdose...
What's funny/ironic about all this is that the drug Moon overdosed on was Clomethiazole, taken to help wean him off alcohol, but the only reason the chair is backwards in the photo, exposing that fateful text, is to hide Moon's weight gain from his alcoholism and general high-classed gluttony.
Such seemingly random events conspired to turn a rather unremarkable album cover into one that is nothing less than legendary.
Hotcha! Hank

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