BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

OJ Simpson just received word that both his book and subsequent 2-part interview on FOX television have been cancelled, and now he won't be able to tell the world how he would have killed his ex-wife Nicole, and her friend Ron, if given the opportunity.

You know, hypothetically.

Moments after this picture was taken, a heartbroken Juice ran off the stage crying.

The killer is still out there, people. Let's be safe.

Hotcha!
Hank