11 December 2009

Something 4 The Weekend # 146



Our good friend, uncle Thurston, channels Bolan with a clear Lucite guitar that shoots sparks from the whammy bar and the nut...

Swaying confidently on red leather platforms and matching ascot while trying to find a rhyme for "monsters"...

Hotcha! Hank

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20 November 2009

Something 4 The Weekend # 144


The Jesus & Mary Chain: Psychocandy: "Taste Of Cindy" [mp3]

One must wonder if Dean Wareham was using "Taste Of Cindy" as inspiration when he wrote "Cindy Tastes Of Barbecue", featured on last week's S4TW...

Well, one mustn't, but one could...Is mustn't even a word?

I just checked Merriam-Webster.com, and hell yeah, it's listed...

One could wonder about these things. About Dean Wareham's inspirations. About contractions. But I'm gonna reminisce about the Cindy I knew who tasted like a Beth I knew....
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Beth...
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The Beth I knew tasted like Root Beer. I knew her the year this album came out. She didn't like The Jesus & Mary Chain at all, her tastes running towards Classical and German Opera. I was fairly apathetic about JMC then, and I guess I still am now. While I love tons of distortion and feedback in many situations, I've just never been much of a fan of heavy reverb in almost any situation. All things considered, this is a pretty cool song (it's brevity is a plus+++), and I can respect JMC for sounding pretty much nothing like any other band that had come before them...

I have no idea whether the Cindy I knew who tasted like a Beth I knew liked or disliked The Jesus & Mary Chain, or even knew who they are.

Hotcha! Hank

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13 November 2009

Something 4 The Weekend # 143


Luna: Rendezvous: "Cindy Tastes Of Barbecue" [mp3]

I've been with two women in my life named Cindy, and neither tasted of barbecue, which is fine with me, because I'm not much of a BBQ fan.

For the record, one of those Cindys kinda tasted like pineapple. The other tasted like, well, a Beth, really.

Hotcha! Hank

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06 November 2009

Something 4 The Weekend # 142


You've never heard this song on Classic Rock Radio™, and you never will, which is certainly a shame. "Stay With Me" is probably the only Faces song you've ever heard anywhere on the FM dial, and that's a shame too, because even though it's one of the finest rock songs ever written, it really ain't enough Faces for the airwaves. For every time "Stay With Me" gets played at 2:13 AM on yr local Classic Rock Radio™ station, you'll hear 19 Rolling Stones songs, including "You Can't Always Get What You Want" twice, and I guess that's my way of saying the Faces were pegged as some sort of second-rate Rolling Stones, which is kinda, sorta true, but that 19:1 ratio is absurd. Unfair. There were plenty of times, when the Faces out-stoned the Stones...
Now, I don't know if "Cindy Incidentally" out-stones the Stones, mostly because I don't think the Rolling Stones were actually capable of this exact kind of smooth swagger...Alot of that has to do with Ian McLagan's piano, no doubt, and yes, Ron Wood's guitar, which would soon after be poached by you know who...
In the end, I'm like 99% of you, of course, and take The Rolling Stones if forced to choose, but that still doesn't mean a song like "Cindy Incidentally" doesn't deserve to shine a bit...Or "Flying"..."Glad And Sorry", "Bad'n'Ruin", "Had Me A Real Good Time", "You're So Rude"...And if that can't happen, how about Classic Rock Radio™ should adjust that Stay With Me Ratio™ to something like 9:1.
I, for one, could live with those odds.
Hotcha! Hank

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