17 August 2006

Taking Liberties...Again!


Reports out of London are indicating that earlier this evening British supermodel Kate Moss was arrested on suspicion of Contributing To The Delinquency Of A Meerkat. The photo below was released by Scotland Yard less than an hour ago, and clearly shows Ms. Moss offering cigarettes, alcohol and a jaunty scarf to a slightly dazed and confused, possibly frightened, meerkat known to live in the Soho area of London - a meerkat apparently quite popular with the locals.

According to Mr. Cecil "CC" Curtis, who often patronizes The Red Lion, a Soho pub, "Petey is an alright meerkat, really. A bit shy and reserved, but not unfriendly. If you whistle a Kinks tunes, he'll do a little dance, and then take a peanut from your hand. But I've never seen him smoke, or drink a pint, and surely nobody would be thick enough to offer Petey such things. It's despicable, what Ms. Moss has done."

As we all probably know by now, Kate Moss has had an on-again, off-again romantic relationship with Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty, who was recently nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his continuing efforts to educate England's youth about the perils of heroin. It remains to be seen how Mr. Doherty will react to these allegations against Ms. Moss. When asked to comment on this breaking story, Mr. Doherty only wrinkled his nose and asked reporters if they wanted to hear a new tune. They did.

Hotcha! Hank

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